1 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:16,440 I got no reason to hang around here. 2 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:06,340 really bugging me is we work for an oriental airlines oriental police 3 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:12,500 for him isn't it a joke put it on his tab okay 4 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:19,440 anyway i don't know what we're gonna do i don't 5 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:23,560 know what personnel's got in their minds man they're hiring a bunch of rags i 6 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,700 don't know we have got to figure out something to where we can get some babes 7 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,920 there well you know the only good looking one is your girlfriend 8 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,420 You got her all sewn up, man. 9 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,160 I'm tired of looking at her. 10 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,260 Yeah, I know. But there's got to be a plan. 11 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:40,180 Oh, you know, I think I get an idea. 12 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,240 You do? 13 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:43,300 Yeah, I sure do. 14 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,400 Come on, fill me in. 15 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:50,600 I think I got an idea how I can get an oriental chick to start working there. 16 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,480 Yeah? What's that? 17 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,320 Well, I'll tell you. 18 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,100 If it works. 19 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Hey, how you doing, Jack? 20 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:01,550 Good. Good to see you again, David. Good to see you, man. 21 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:03,310 Came in to ask you a favor. 22 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:04,610 Uh -huh. What's up? 23 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,190 Well, I'm going to tell you the head of personnel. 24 00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:08,250 The definite person I need to talk to. 25 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:14,330 You know, it occurred to me on the way home tonight that I work for an Oriental 26 00:02:14,330 --> 00:02:16,910 Airlines, and there's no Oriental stewardesses. 27 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,050 This is America. What the hell do you expect? 28 00:02:20,170 --> 00:02:21,290 Well, look, man, I got a plan. 29 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:23,110 All I need is your cooperation. 30 00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:24,890 Yeah? Which is? 31 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:29,900 Well... I just need your office two days out of the week on your office. I like 32 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,900 being head of personnel. Hey, look, I like being a pilot, too, okay? I don't 33 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:33,920 want to jeopardize my job. 34 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:35,600 Mm -hmm. 35 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:41,260 I got this idea, though. I'm going to put this ad in the paper, and it's going 36 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:42,780 to be strictly for Oriental girls. 37 00:02:43,060 --> 00:02:43,839 Sounds great. 38 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,960 Okay? And I'll be offering them a job as a stewardess, but with possible 39 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,960 promotion to pilot. 40 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,320 What do you mean make them a pilot? You can't make a bloody stewardess into a 41 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,320 pilot. You know that. 42 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,950 Hey, you know that and I know that, but they don't know that. 43 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,310 What does it matter? 44 00:02:57,870 --> 00:02:58,950 Crazy. Well, 45 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:00,990 I'll tell you what, though. 46 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:04,990 Give me a piece of the auction, and you got a deal. You got it. 47 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:06,930 Okay. 48 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:11,570 Hi. Hi. 49 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:13,470 Oh, it was a hard day at work. 50 00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:14,730 Oh, you look tired. 51 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:16,290 Do you know what? 52 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:17,450 What? 53 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:21,650 I've been looking at the paper, and I found something just for you. 54 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,910 You've always wanted to travel, right? 55 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:28,270 Yeah, or it looks like go to, like, exciting places and, like, you know, 56 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:31,330 see exciting things, but I can never, like, find anything. 57 00:03:32,010 --> 00:03:37,050 Oh, come on. Look at this. Look at this right here. An opportunity for an 58 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:42,010 Oriental woman like you to become a stewardess and to move up to be a pilot. 59 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:45,590 that'd be great. Would you like that? Oh, I'd love it, but they wouldn't want 60 00:03:45,590 --> 00:03:48,830 me. Oh, come on. No, they wouldn't. I love you. 61 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:50,450 You're so pretty. 62 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:51,910 No. 63 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:53,640 Pikachu, you're pretty eyes. 64 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,880 Oh, God! 65 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,199 to be a pilot? 66 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,480 I'd love to be a pilot. Oh, yes. I see in your application how you put that 67 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,480 down. 68 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,920 It doesn't take too long, though. I wouldn't want to take too long. Well, 69 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,340 is 12 years of training, you know. 70 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:54,240 12 years? Too long. Oh, we're talking about a lot of dedication and a lot of 71 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,219 time. 72 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,340 But I'd do anything to become a pilot. You sound very enthusiastic. 73 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,379 I am. 74 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:03,300 Would you be willing to perform above and beyond the call of duty? 75 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,720 Yeah. 76 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,660 Would you be willing to suck my cock? 77 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,169 Yeah, sure. 78 00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,150 Would you be willing to suck other men's cocks? 79 00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,010 Yeah. Really? 80 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:13,430 Mm -hmm. 81 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,130 Tell me how you'd like to suck cock. 82 00:11:15,870 --> 00:11:22,030 Well, first of all, I try to seduce him. And then I take it off his pants real 83 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,030 slow. 84 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:27,310 And then I put it in my mouth, just the tip. Just the top of it? Yeah. 85 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:32,390 And then I suck my tongue over it several times. And then I put it all the 86 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:33,390 down on my throat. 87 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,430 And I go up and down the shaft. And I use my teeth, too. 88 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:37,710 Oh, wow. 89 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,980 And then, like... You like to use your teeth. Yeah. 90 00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:47,000 And then, like, I put the balls in my mouth and I suck on them. Oh, God. And 91 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:51,200 then I like to put my teeth in the balls and suck them real hard. 92 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:56,580 Yeah, and then I go up and down the shaft over and over again and I'm like, 93 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:57,539 of suction. 94 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,660 You ever look a guy's asshole? 95 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,660 Oh, I don't know. 96 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,400 How do you like to have it sucked? 97 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:10,720 Oh, come here. 98 00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,580 Oh, wow. 99 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840 So good. 100 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,520 Missed me. 101 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,660 You're working off those training years just one by one, aren't you? 102 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:16,840 this up you'll be a pilot before you know it oh wow come in 103 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:23,420 well hello me hi how's your working going for you oh it's like real slow 104 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:28,260 and you know like i don't want to wait too long to be a pilot wearing you down 105 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:32,660 huh yeah well you know there's this nice gentleman i know i'd like to introduce 106 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,860 you to his name is jack i mean uh mr kirby oh wow 107 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,900 And I think he could help you knock a few years off your pilot's train. 108 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,240 Oh, wow. I'd love to meet him. Yeah. 109 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,720 Why don't you have a seat over on the couch? 110 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,020 It's a little more comfortable there. 111 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,320 And I'll get him. 112 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,660 Mr. Kirby. 113 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,600 Ah, here he is. 114 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,540 How you doing? 115 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,080 Ming. 116 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,380 Jack Kirby. 117 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:02,220 Ming. Very nice to meet you. 118 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,520 Oh, you're a lovely girl. Oh, wow. 119 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,760 Isn't she? 120 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,700 You know, Jack, she's interested in knocking a few years off that pilot's 121 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:11,780 training schedule. Oh, really? 122 00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:13,760 Yeah. What do you think? Think you could handle it? 123 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,540 Most definitely. 124 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,140 You're a very important man to me. 125 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,060 Yeah? I want you to do him like you did me. Oh! 126 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,460 You warrior bitch. 127 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:28,940 Oh! You can use your teeth just like you use your teeth on me. 128 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Oh! 129 00:19:44,479 --> 00:19:46,540 Treat him right, he'll be real good to you. 130 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,700 You're a nice man. 131 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,060 That's it, honey. 132 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,980 Oh, suck my cock. 133 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:18,980 Oh, baby. 134 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,860 Oh, you got me flying high. 135 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,320 I'm knocking the ears off, aren't we, honey? 136 00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:54,610 Come on. 137 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:56,330 Come on and get it out of there. 138 00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:58,370 Didn't I tell you? 139 00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:01,390 She's a hot one, isn't she? Two years at least. 140 00:22:01,710 --> 00:22:03,250 Tease your teeth again like I told you. 141 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:05,550 Isn't she doing you good, Jack? 142 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,550 Oh, that doesn't... Come on. 143 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,730 Come on and get it out of there. 144 00:22:11,770 --> 00:22:12,770 Didn't I tell you? 145 00:22:13,630 --> 00:22:15,790 She's a hot one, isn't she? Two years at least. 146 00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:19,570 Hey, you're dropping those years off inch by inch, baby. You just keep 147 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:20,570 them. 148 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,740 Run your teeth up and down that neck of it again. Come on, honey. 149 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,000 Oh, you make that feel good. 150 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:06,290 Just keep it up. 151 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:18,030 Oh, God. 152 00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:21,350 Oh, come around and eat me, honey. 153 00:24:22,930 --> 00:24:23,930 Where are you going? 154 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:34,050 David, send her back here. I'm just about to get... 155 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,640 Christ sakes. Oh, yeah. 156 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,760 You're such a good girl. 157 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,900 Now go back and give Jack some more of that sweet mouth. 158 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:49,980 Yeah. 159 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:52,180 That's it. 160 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:54,460 That's it. 161 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,660 That's it. 162 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,360 Oh, you're a good girl. 163 00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:05,510 Good girl. 164 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:07,350 Good. 165 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:08,950 She's a good girl. 166 00:25:09,130 --> 00:25:10,790 She is a good girl. I told you, Jack. 167 00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:11,709 Sure did. 168 00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,170 I'll find you nothing but the best. 169 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:27,350 That was a real long flight, you know? 170 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:29,770 But, like, it was fun, kind of. 171 00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:34,050 Yeah, it was, but... But, you know, I don't want to do this for... very long 172 00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:37,870 know most of the time endless to become a pilot but being a steward it's like 173 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:43,530 nothing more than a glorified waitress you don't even get tipped you don't 174 00:25:43,530 --> 00:25:48,470 you're gonna be a pilot yeah who told you that well i sold it in the newspaper 175 00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:52,710 and i went for the interview he told me that i could be a pilot and i you know 176 00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:56,670 i'm gonna be like the first woman pilot too there are no women pilots you can't 177 00:25:56,670 --> 00:26:00,830 become a pilot yes i can and like it's supposed to take 12 years But, you know, 178 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:04,450 like, I've been fucking and fucking everyone, like, up and down the ladder, 179 00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:05,810 like, I'll get it done real fast. 180 00:26:06,970 --> 00:26:09,090 I mean, you're so naive. 181 00:26:09,410 --> 00:26:10,349 I'm not naive. 182 00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:11,990 No, I'm not. I know what I'm doing. 183 00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,310 You know what? You know, I've got lots of connections. 184 00:26:14,930 --> 00:26:15,689 You do? 185 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:16,449 Uh -huh. 186 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:18,930 Wow, and, like, you could, like, help me, too, then, huh? Uh -huh. 187 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,410 Wow. 188 00:26:20,950 --> 00:26:22,590 Oh, you know, you're very pretty. 189 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:24,350 Oh, no. 190 00:26:25,170 --> 00:26:26,170 Only sometimes. 191 00:26:27,430 --> 00:26:29,030 On a good day, right? Yeah. 192 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,220 You know, Ling, 193 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,680 have you ever been in love with a woman before? 194 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,240 Yeah, with my roommate. She's my girlfriend. 195 00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:37,659 Your girlfriend? 196 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,339 Mm -hmm. 197 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:40,400 Really? I'd like to make love to you. Oh, wow. 198 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:41,640 Another one? 199 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,060 I told you, I have lots of connections. 200 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,780 And I can make sure that first woman pilot. 201 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,300 Really? All right, let's go. 202 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Thank you. 203 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:26,870 um 204 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,240 Oh. Oh. 205 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,760 Keep that up, and you'll be a comic pilot real soon. 206 00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,220 Oh, wow! 207 00:35:05,540 --> 00:35:06,540 Yeah, 208 00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:12,238 Stu. 209 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,240 Steve here. 210 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,080 Yeah, Dave Hollister. 211 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000 How you doing, guy? 212 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,420 Great. 213 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,520 Boy, have I got a hot... 214 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:28,640 And she's interested in the pilot's training program. 215 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,620 Yeah. 216 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,760 Oh, yeah. 217 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:34,780 You could definitely have some fun. 218 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,820 Great. I'll get her over as soon as possible. 219 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:40,580 Okay, Stu. 220 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,640 Talk to you. 221 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,320 Yeah, Ming. 222 00:35:57,259 --> 00:35:58,259 Dave here. 223 00:35:58,800 --> 00:35:59,799 Yeah, from the airlines. 224 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,800 How you doing? 225 00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:02,140 Great. 226 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,040 Listen, Ming, I have a person that I want you to meet. He's a very important 227 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,600 individual in becoming a pilot. His name is Stuart Graves. 228 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:11,698 Uh -huh. 229 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:18,580 And his address is 2764 South 230 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:19,580 3rd Street. 231 00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:22,540 Right. 232 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,180 Okay, and he's expecting you as soon as possible, okay? 233 00:36:27,299 --> 00:36:28,299 Great, hon. Thanks. 234 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,780 So, you want to be a pilot? 235 00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:36,740 Yeah, you know, um, like, the last guy I saw, you know, like, he sent me to you, 236 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:40,440 and, like, um, like, he said that you could help me along with, you know, 237 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,500 my training to become a pilot, and, you know, like, he told me it was going to, 238 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,380 like, take, like, 12 years and all, and, you know, like, I don't want 12 years, 239 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,820 but since he sent me to you, then I know that, like, you can help me, like, cut 240 00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:51,820 off some, you know? 241 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,218 Yeah, Mr. 242 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:56,000 Lasseter, uh, recommended you very highly, and... 243 00:36:57,220 --> 00:37:01,620 Said he might be able to knock off a few years of this training by some of your 244 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,620 other talents. 245 00:37:02,940 --> 00:37:05,640 Oh, I know what that means. Like, you want him to suck your cock, right? 246 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,220 He could knock off about six months. 247 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,100 Oh, okay. And, like, 248 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,480 can we, like, think of some other things? Like, knock off some more, you 249 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,480 like, months? 250 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,900 Yeah, maybe if you let me lick your pussy, I'll knock off another six 251 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,300 too. Okay, that sounds good. And, like, how about, like, maybe another year, you 252 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,220 know? Well, I'd have to be able to, uh... 253 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:30,490 Fucking your pussy in all, maybe a couple different positions. 254 00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,970 Well, okay, let's go. 255 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,170 Two years then, right? 256 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,529 Yeah, okay. 257 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,050 That sounds like a good deal. Okay, let's go. 258 00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:40,910 Okay, I'm gonna get a little comfortable here. 259 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:44,050 I mean, I don't do this for everybody. 260 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:49,590 Oh, yeah, okay, well. I'm doing this special because Mr. Lasseter had 261 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:50,509 recommended you. 262 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:51,730 Oh, wow, thanks. 263 00:37:51,990 --> 00:37:53,510 I really appreciate it, you know? 264 00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:55,330 Yeah, it's the least I could do, yeah. 265 00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:57,430 It's a rough job here. 266 00:37:58,190 --> 00:37:59,190 Oh, wow. 267 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:04,910 That makes me a little more comfortable. 268 00:38:05,530 --> 00:38:07,770 Wow. Oh, those are nice. 269 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:09,290 Oh, thanks. 270 00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:11,750 My mom might have these, too, you know. 271 00:38:13,330 --> 00:38:16,110 I want you to start off with the first six months. 272 00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:20,170 Okay. I'm just going to go right down here. 273 00:38:26,060 --> 00:38:27,060 Come on. 274 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:28,780 Okay. 275 00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,140 It's about a week. 276 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,400 It's feeling awful nice. 277 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:46,880 Yeah. 278 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,320 Working about a month off now. 279 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,260 Getting there. 280 00:38:59,790 --> 00:39:01,950 take off our clothes and try to work off some more of these months. 281 00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:05,810 Get a little more comfortable here so we can do some other things. 282 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,260 Let's see if I can knock off another six months here for you. Okay. 283 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,120 Look on your pussy. 284 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,060 Look on a little bit here. 285 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,520 Oh, wow. 286 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,280 Wow, what's it taste like? 287 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:16,960 Like bananas? 288 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,860 You got banana flavor down there? Yeah. 289 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,980 Well, I'm going to give you an extra six months. 290 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,950 Well, like, did you just fly all, like, aspiring pilots? 291 00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:40,270 Oh, okay. 292 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:46,710 Oh. 293 00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:53,710 Uh -huh. 294 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,020 Give me good and hard again so we can try some good sexual positions. 295 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:34,600 Okay. 296 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:36,920 You 297 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:51,940 do 298 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:52,940 that so well. 299 00:41:53,140 --> 00:41:54,840 Makes me believe that you want to be a pilot. 300 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:02,580 Such ambition. 301 00:42:42,570 --> 00:42:44,730 You made me come. I'll knock off another two years. 302 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,080 What type of attitude to take now? 303 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,320 Poor chick! 304 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,780 Hey! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, no! 305 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,400 Oh, no! 306 00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:40,260 Calm down, calm down. It's all right, sir. It's all right. Oh, 307 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:45,900 no! Oh, come on back to the bathroom, okay? And we'll clean up before it 308 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:47,540 okay? Oh, no! 309 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:48,960 Keep calm, keep calm. It's all right. 310 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:03,220 Hey, Lisa, honey. 311 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,180 You made my pants dirty. You're going to have to clean it up. 312 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,460 English? Yeah, there's a few other things I did, too. 313 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:12,720 Another one? You're going to suck his cock. 314 00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,540 Come on. 315 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,960 Does it look like I'm doing? 316 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,220 Come on, Jack. You know what? I'm about to be engaged. 317 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:55,839 It's okay. 318 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,840 There's nothing wrong with that. It's a little fun before the wedding. 319 00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:59,740 Come on, you dirty old man. 320 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,700 Hey, I might be dirty, but I'm a young man, see? 321 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400 Come on. 322 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:09,160 You know I've got a hard -on for you. You're the nicest chick on this bloody 323 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,060 airline. You son of a bitch. 324 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:12,720 Hey, look. 325 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:18,220 You do want your fiancé to be a pilot, don't you? 326 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:21,960 Yeah. Well, you know what it takes, don't you? 327 00:46:23,020 --> 00:46:24,100 Oh, you fuck. 328 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,860 So that means that's okay, then? Is that what that means? 329 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:32,840 Just kind of lay down here a little bit and talk about it some more. 330 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000 Good, baby. 331 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:53,120 Yeah, the top of it. 332 00:49:53,540 --> 00:49:54,540 Yeah. 333 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480 You're a pro, then, yeah? 334 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:07,360 Well, they sure teach you a lot of stuff in those airplane, huh? 335 00:50:19,310 --> 00:50:21,250 I'm glad you didn't do that too hard, baby. 336 00:50:27,170 --> 00:50:28,450 Good, good. 337 00:50:34,550 --> 00:50:35,550 Okay, 338 00:50:39,430 --> 00:50:41,150 now I want to fight you. Turn around. 339 00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:43,570 Oh, I love the heat. 340 00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,189 You're not catching any of us! 341 00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:21,190 Now! 342 00:57:03,370 --> 00:57:04,970 You don't have to worry about that boyfriend of yours. 343 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:08,390 We'll see that he's promoted to pilot real soon. 344 00:57:08,750 --> 00:57:09,750 Oh, Jack. 345 00:57:10,110 --> 00:57:11,610 I knew you weren't all that bad. 346 00:57:12,510 --> 00:57:13,510 No way. 347 00:57:15,510 --> 00:57:21,070 I think your pants are clean, sir. 348 00:57:21,590 --> 00:57:23,550 Well, you sure did a terrific job. 349 00:57:24,010 --> 00:57:25,970 Thanks. And you know what? 350 00:57:26,170 --> 00:57:29,370 What? I'll make sure next time I fly near an airline. 351 00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,580 I'm tired of this, Shelly. 352 00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:41,820 Being a stewardess is like nothing more than a glorified waitress. 353 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,020 Oh, come on. It's not all that bad now, is it? 354 00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:46,620 You don't know how many cocks I've had to suck, Shelly. 355 00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:49,660 Millions of them, you know, and they're like bigger. Oh, God. 356 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,000 That's a good sign. Now, come on. 357 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:57,400 Oh, but, you know, the reason why I'm doing all this is because, you know, I 358 00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,400 want to be a pilot. 359 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,120 When you get there, you just have to have a little patience. Just try a 360 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,340 bit harder, you know? They're all hard, Shelly. All the time. 361 00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:09,440 You know what? It hasn't been, like, all bad. 362 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,620 I've had some fun. 363 00:58:11,860 --> 00:58:12,860 Oh, man. 364 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:22,460 Hey, what the hell were you doing in a beard acting like an interviewer with 365 00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:26,860 that new hot broad, man? Oh, man, it's my new plan. That's what I was telling 366 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:27,920 you about. That's your plan? 367 00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:32,600 Yeah. That real interviewer, old Jack, man, he's letting me in on the sly, and 368 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:33,600 get to pretend I'm him. 369 00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:35,620 Oh, great. 370 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,200 Hey, I want some of that. Hey, look, man, I wouldn't mind a little piece of 371 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:43,520 old lady, too. You know what I mean? I'll tell you what, we could maybe make 372 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520 trade. 373 00:58:45,060 --> 00:58:48,900 Hey, you guys, what about me? You know, easy tab Frank here? You gonna let me in 374 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,040 on this action here? 375 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:52,600 When they come back in, it gets hot. 376 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,080 You just jump right in, okay? 377 00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,540 You got it. Just jump in. Hey, be cool, man. I'll come to the girls. 378 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:01,440 Yeah. 379 00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:03,140 Hey. Hey. 380 00:59:04,569 --> 00:59:05,770 Dave, this is me. 381 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:08,250 Hi, Mr. Richard. Oh, yeah, I saw you on the plane today. 382 00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:09,470 Oh, you did? Wow. 383 00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:10,650 You did a great job. Oh, thanks. 384 00:59:11,290 --> 00:59:13,190 And this is my boyfriend. 385 00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:14,950 And me. 386 00:59:15,130 --> 00:59:16,130 Hi, Dave. Hi. 387 00:59:16,190 --> 00:59:17,190 Hi, babe. 388 00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,990 So I understand you want to be a partner. 389 00:59:19,290 --> 00:59:20,430 Yeah, how'd you do that? 390 00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:23,410 Could you get some drinks for the girls, Frank? Sure. What would you like? 391 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:24,810 Oh, the curry cocktail. 392 00:59:25,050 --> 00:59:26,170 What do you want, hon? 393 00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:28,070 7 -7. 7 -7. 394 00:59:28,710 --> 00:59:30,310 I'm not bad. I'm the captain. 395 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,100 So, I understand you want to be a pilot. 396 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,300 Yeah, how'd you know? 397 00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:36,420 Well, I'm the captain. I've got a lot of connections. Oh, wow, really? 398 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:37,780 Yeah. Oh. 399 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,300 You know, it takes a lot of dedication. 400 00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:42,678 It does? 401 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,800 Yeah, and a lot of time. Well, yeah, I know that. I could do it. You think so? 402 00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:49,680 Yeah, I really want to. You know, my partner Andy, he's really into the 403 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,680 logistics of flying. 404 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:54,260 Oh, wow, I could learn a lot from him. Oh, I think you could learn a hell of a 405 00:59:54,260 --> 00:59:55,138 lot from Andy. 406 00:59:55,140 --> 00:59:56,140 Oh, go. 407 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,500 Look, why don't we go down and sit at the table and talk about it? Okay. 408 01:00:02,259 --> 01:00:03,259 Yeah? Yeah. 409 01:00:04,860 --> 01:00:05,860 Hey, 410 01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:10,580 babe, that Dave pilot, he's really cool. 411 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,720 He's got a scam going, and I think he's going to try to get me to be pilot. 412 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,940 Pilot? Yeah, we could get that house on the beach we wanted. 413 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,840 And a speedboat? 414 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,780 And a speedboat. 415 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,880 You know, if we play our cards right, we could get in quicker than we think. 416 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:29,700 I bet we could. 417 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:33,810 Yeah. I'm for it. You're for it? Yeah, well, let's go over there and let's go 418 01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:34,649 talk to him. 419 01:00:34,650 --> 01:00:35,790 Come on, let's go. 420 01:00:38,730 --> 01:00:39,730 That's good. 421 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:43,210 So what are you guys talking about? You guys seem to be hitting it off pretty 422 01:00:43,210 --> 01:00:46,310 well. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to feel like I've been talking like a 423 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:47,310 couple years. 424 01:00:47,950 --> 01:00:50,570 No kidding. 425 01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:53,430 Yeah, isn't that great? We need to wait until we get out of the plane. 426 01:00:55,170 --> 01:00:56,710 We'll make up for those two years. 427 01:00:56,970 --> 01:00:58,650 Hey, Frank, why don't you bring us our drinks? 428 01:00:59,210 --> 01:01:00,210 You'll be at it. 429 01:01:12,170 --> 01:01:13,170 Thanks, Frank. 430 01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:19,510 Hey, I was telling the ladies, my lady, about if 431 01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:23,590 we played our cards right, that you could probably get me to be a pilot 432 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:26,210 Well, I think there's definitely a promotion in the works. 433 01:01:27,089 --> 01:01:29,710 You know, Andy, they're looking for a lot of pilots right now. That's what I 434 01:01:29,710 --> 01:01:32,530 telling little Ming there. Yeah, and you could be a co -pilot. 435 01:01:32,850 --> 01:01:33,910 Oh, wow, that's terrific. 436 01:01:34,670 --> 01:01:37,890 I just wondered if you might have stored it. Wow. 437 01:01:39,050 --> 01:01:40,690 Yeah, the mighty wings, huh? 438 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:42,510 And do I get to shoot like that? 439 01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:44,970 Well, I don't think it would fit the same. 440 01:01:47,490 --> 01:01:52,110 So anyway, this thing's pretty flat. 441 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:56,130 You know, Andy could probably help you get through pilot school. 442 01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:57,440 Oh, wow. 443 01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,180 Yeah. You know, he's real good friends with the head of the FAC here in town. 444 01:02:01,420 --> 01:02:02,420 Oh, wow. 445 01:02:02,620 --> 01:02:03,558 Yeah. 446 01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,200 All you'd have to do is suck his cock. 447 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,400 Really? Yeah. And then? 448 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:10,140 Well, he'd probably get you through. He'd get you right through school. 449 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,720 He might get you at least a couple years off. Oh, wow. 450 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:19,380 And then, you know, he really likes... I've talked to his girlfriend before. 451 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,500 Yeah? He really likes to have his balls licked. 452 01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,720 Oh, yeah. Oh, 453 01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:25,640 yeah. Oh, wow. 454 01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:27,220 I really like it. 455 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,000 Wow. Oh. 456 01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:33,180 Yeah, I think you're on your way. I could suck you into the top. 457 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:34,560 Oh, wow. 458 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,840 Thank you. 459 01:09:45,130 --> 01:09:47,870 lovely fiancee Ming will be married soon. 460 01:09:48,210 --> 01:09:53,330 And also to my co -pilot, Andy Schiller, who's now promoted to captain. 461 01:09:55,530 --> 01:10:01,850 Well, thank you very much, Captain. I'd also like to make a toast to you and 462 01:10:01,850 --> 01:10:05,850 possibly my new bride -to -be. I haven't asked her yet, but Shelly, would you 463 01:10:05,850 --> 01:10:06,850 stand up? 464 01:10:09,730 --> 01:10:13,330 Excuse me? 465 01:10:13,930 --> 01:10:17,710 Excuse me, I'd like to make a toast to our lovely waitress here. 466 01:10:17,990 --> 01:10:19,150 I think it's very lovely. 467 01:10:19,650 --> 01:10:21,250 I'd like to get to know her a little better this evening. 468 01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:28,350 Cheers. I would like to make a toast also to Rachel, the brunette beauty 469 01:10:29,090 --> 01:10:32,090 And I'd like to get to know this young lady a little bit better. 470 01:10:33,570 --> 01:10:34,570 Rachel. 471 01:10:36,130 --> 01:10:37,170 Cheers, everybody. 472 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:39,790 Let the feast begin. 473 01:17:43,790 --> 01:17:46,790 You've worked off the remainder of those training years to become a co -pilot. 474 01:17:47,030 --> 01:17:48,030 What do you mean? 475 01:17:49,950 --> 01:17:54,430 Recognize me now? The interviewer. You fool me, you fucker. Oh, don't be upset 476 01:17:54,430 --> 01:17:55,950 with me. You're my new co -pilot. 477 01:17:56,190 --> 01:17:57,049 Oh, wow. 478 01:17:57,050 --> 01:17:58,049 And my wife -to -be. 479 01:17:58,050 --> 01:17:59,050 Oh, wow. 480 01:18:02,550 --> 01:18:05,750 Oh, wow. I finally made it. I'm pilot now. 481 01:18:06,010 --> 01:18:07,870 Come fly with me on Nippon Airlines.